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Yo Mama Jokes
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One leg and a bicycle.
4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. So much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
One hand and a Clapper.
Green hair and thinks she's a tree.
One ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying. 10 fingers--all on the same hand. a glass eye with a fish in it. a short leg and walks in circles. a short arm and can't applaude. so many freckles she looks like a hamburger! three fingers and a banjo. a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. a bald head with a part and sideburns. a wooden leg with branches. so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
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Category: Yo Mama Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| Yo mama in an elevator |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| Yo mama is so bald |
| Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| Yo mama is so dark |
| Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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