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| 3 pregnant women were waiting... |
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatal check-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.
Suddenly the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her handbag and takes one..."What was that?", the other two ask, curiously.
"Calcium tablet. Good for mommy, good for little baby", she replies, patting her stomach affectionately.
Satisfied, all 3 continue with their knitting...5 minutes later, the second one stops knitting, checks her watch, takes a bottle of pills from her handbag and takes one.."What was that?", the other two enquire"Vitamin tablet", she replies, "Good for mommy, good for little baby" and she pats her stomach affectionately.
All 3 smile and continue busily with their knitting...5 minutes later, the last woman stops knitting, checks her watch, takes a bottle of pills from her handbag and takes one.."What was that?" ask the other two..
"Thalidomide. I can't knit sleeves..."
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A little boy walks up to his father and says... |
A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father responds, "well son, before or after sex?" Son, "Well, before?"
Father, "picture a tulip with all the petals son."
Son, "well what about after?"
Father, "Picture a bull dog eating mayonnaise!"
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A milk bath |
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer's doors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usual quart, he rang the bell.
"Sorry to bother you, ma'am," he said, "but are you sure you want sixteen gallons of milk today?"
"Oh, yes," said the lady of the house. "I'm going to take a milk bath."
"Do you want it pasteurized?"
"No, just up to my tits would be fine."
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A new medical study has shown that... |
A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics.
It was found, however, to be pretty distracting to guys in the class.
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Category: Women |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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