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Women Jokes
| Bad drivers. |
| Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom. |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| Birthday Girl |
| Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."His buddy said, "I have an idea, why don't you make up a certificate saying, she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."So that's what Joe did.The next day at the bar, his buddy said, "Well, did you take my suggestion?""Yes, I did," said Joe."Did she like it?" His buddy asked."Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead, and ran out the door, yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!!" |
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Category: Women Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| Breast Awareness |
| Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big nipple breasts(@)(@)A cupso oD cups{ O }{ O }Wonder bra breasts(oYo)Cold breasts( ^ )( ^ )Lopsided breasts(o)(O)Pierced Breasts(Q)(O)Hanging Tassels Breasts(p)(p)Against The Shower Door Breasts( )( )Android Breasts| o | | o |Martha Stewart's Breasts($)($)OK Girls--now that you have had your laugh, remember breast cancer awareness -- so have those boobs checked out and stay healthy... |
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Category: Women Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| dishwasher breaks down |
| What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt! |
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Category: Women Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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