Relationships
| A bored woman says to her husband... |
| A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and you'll get some loving tonite." The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at all replies, "An elephant". The wife sez "That's close enough!" |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A bum asks a man for $2... |
| A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"The bum said, "No."Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife cansee what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?" |
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Category: Relationships |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond... |
| A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous diamond in the whole world," she boasted. "The first is the Hope Diamond, then comes the Kohinoor, and then comes this one, which is called Lipshitz.""What a diamond!""How lucky you are!""Wait, wait, nothing in life is all mazel ", said the diamonded lady, "Unfortunately, with this famous Lipshitz diamond you must take the famous Lipshitz curse!"The ladies buzzed and asked, "And what's the Lipshitz curse?""Lipshitz," sighed the lady. |
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Category: Relationships |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A caring husband |
| A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage.- Anything else? - NO, thanks, - Maybe, your wife needs something ? - Oh, yeah. Thank you for your reminder. Do you sell greeting cards ? |
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Category: Relationships |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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