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Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
Mom, I'm pregnant!
- One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
108 |
| 2 |
Doctor's Notes 3
- One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
84 |
| 3 |
An economist's speech
- |The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washingto...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
55 |
| 4 |
You're in great health
- |Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
54 |
| 5 |
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
- What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
47 |
| 6 |
Dave's adventure in a cave (limerick)
- There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She was ugly as shitand missing one...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
31 |
| 7 |
Murphy's work laws
- |MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't b...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
30 |
| 8 |
Application rejections
- |Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
27 |
| 9 |
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
- What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have l...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
26 |
| 10 |
Have a life after death
- |"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recr...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
26 |
| 11 |
Blonde's memo to her boss
- TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instru...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
25 |
| 12 |
An economist's logic
- |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. O...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
25 |
| 13 |
Fun with telemarketers
- |What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has mos...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
25 |
| 14 |
Company buzz words
- |New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a dea...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
25 |
| 15 |
Relief
- How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
25 |
| 16 |
Have incredible dogs
- |Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog ...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
24 |
| 17 |
Unique job interviews
- |Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corpora...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
24 |
| 18 |
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
- |A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon,...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
24 |
| 19 |
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...
- One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat the afternoon away. S...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
23 |
| 20 |
It's a ladybug
- A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
23 |
| 21 |
The resume bloopers
- |These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1. I deman...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
23 |
| 22 |
Texan's guide to life
- |Never squat with yer spurs on. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works. Don...Read the whole joke |
Red Indian Jokes |
23 |
| 23 |
Cookie the Cat's Resolutions
- |5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch ...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
23 |
| 24 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard V
- Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look impat...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
22 |
| 25 |
Life's Lessons.
- Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
22 |