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| A big bird |
| Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly it. He was cruising along a few hundred feet above the treetops when he spots these two hunters down below.He hollers and waves at them, trying to be sociable. Suddenly the hunters look up and they both fire their double barrel shotguns at him.When the hang glider was out of sight one of the hunters turns to the other and says "What kinda bird you reckon that was?"The other hunter replies "I don't rightly know, but I think we hit it."How's that?""You saw how fast he dropped that man he was caring, didn't ya? |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A caring son |
| It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up." "That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw, come on," the farmer insisted. "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa won't like it." After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." "Don't be foolish !" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?" "Under the wagon." |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A dentis appointment |
| Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up andCharley says, "Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late."Paul replies, "Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick'sbeen hurting bad."Charley says, "If your dick's been hurting, why did you goto the dentist?"Paul answers, "Because I had a tooth stuck in it." |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes... |
| A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, andbefore she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow pattiesall over the carpet.He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up thathorseshit, I'll eat every chunk of it." She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"He Salesman says, "why do you ask?"She says "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet." |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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