Miscellaneous
| "Brrr!" |
| This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders a pint and a half of lager.The gremlin downs his half-pint, runs long the bar, dips his head in a blokes beer and goes, "Brrr!".The guy orders another pint and a half. The gremlin repeats the performance. The bloke grabs the gremlin by the neck, shakes him up a bit, and says, "Listen, if you ever do that again I'll cut yer balls off!"The gremlin says, "Ain't got none!" "Well, I'll cut off yer prick!" "Ain't got one of them, neither." says the gremlin."Well, how do ya pee?"The gremlin smiled and said, "Brrr!" |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| "Very Offensive" Space Shuttle Jokes. |
| Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish."Q: What does NASA stand for?A1: Need Another Seven AstronautsA2: Need Another Shuttle AlsoQ: Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger?A: They didn't know it was going to blow up.Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?A: Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP.Q: On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to be a naval officer?A: So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, they'll have a rated officer onboard.Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen?A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray. |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| "Washing the Clothes" |
| John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about doing the "wild thing", so they decide to just refer to it as "washing the clothes". One night, Claire invites some of her friends over for dinner, but John is really horny and doesn't want to have to entertain their guests. So, as Claire is serving the main course, he whispers in her ear, "Let's go wash the clothes". Claire is horrified that he could even suggest such a thing while they're entertaining, and she refuses. John tries again, but she won't give in. Claire tells him instead to go upstairs and get the candleholders from the hall closet. Frustrated, John slowly walks up the stairs to get them.While he's upstairs, Claire thinks of the fun they'd have if they COULD "wash the clothes". Nah, she thinks. Not now. But eventually her imagination gets the best of her, and she tells the maid to run upstairs and tell John that she'll be up in a minute to help him. The maid finds John upstairs in the bedroom, and tells him that his wife will be up in a minute to help him wash the clothes. "Tell her it's ok," says John. "I already did them by hand." |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| "You've Got Mail" |
| A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.She did this two more times before the man decided to ask her about it. "Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes?" the man asked."Because," replied the blonde, "my computer keeps telling me that I've got mail!" |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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