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| 5000 dead lawyers |
| What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start! |
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Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A cold winter night |
| |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night.He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove, discussing the town's business. Not one offered to allow Dow into the circle.Dow told the men who he was, and that he had recently had a vision where he had been given a tour of Hell, much like the traveler in Dante's Inferno.When one of the lawyers asked him what he had seen, he replied, "Very much what I see here: All of the lawyers, gathered in the hottest place." |
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Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A love for material goods |
| |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!"The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!" |
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Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A man and his Alligator |
| A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course we do," replied the bartender."Great," said the man, "I'd like a beer... and give me a lawyer for my gator." |
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Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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