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| A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast... |
| A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm."Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer."I know where he lives," he replied, "and he wouldn't have made it." |
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Category: Foreigners |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A Drunk Scottsman |
| There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and sleep. Tomorrow he would walk home after he was sober. In the morning two little girls are walking by to go to school when they see he is wearing his kilt. One of the little girls get curious and decide to lift up his kilt. They see he's not wearing anything under his kilt so one of the little girls takes a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it around his thing in a nice little bow. They put his kilt back down and go to school. A little while after the man wakes up and natures calling. He finds the nearest bush, lifts up his kilt and looks down. He says in his scotish accent, "I don't know where ya been but ya won first prize."Sent by Alvin |
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Category: Foreigners |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton... |
| A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge."Toilette pepper!" |
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Category: Foreigners |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam... |
| A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.He stops, bangs on the window and says,"So, what does this cost ??!!".And the hooker replies,"25 dollars !!".And the Pollock said ,"Hmm, that's not a lot of money for insulatedwindows !!". |
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Category: Foreigners |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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