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| ADVICE FOR IDIOTS |
| |An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes." |
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Category: Dumb Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| AHH, THAT'S BETTER! |
| |A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years. |
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Category: Dumb Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| AN IDIOT'S IDIOT |
| |Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed. |
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Category: Dumb Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| An inscription problem |
| |According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash. Biol. Surv." until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: "Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible." |
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Category: Dumb Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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