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| A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked... |
| A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again.""Well, uh, yes, it is." replied Carol. "I was stupid and made myhomework paper into a paper airplane.""Carol, you're right, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said theteacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand itin.""Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even sadder. "You see,the plane was hijacked." |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal... |
| A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie."Good job! Now, what is this animal?""A dog!" said Eddie."Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of aDeer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said,"It's what your mom calls your dad.""A horny bastard," called out Eddie. |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as... |
| A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at the screen, unsure how to get the computer going. The teacher walked over and read what was on his screen.In her most reassuring voice, she said, "The computer wants to know what your name is," then she walked over to the next child.The boy leaned toward the screen and whispered, "My name is David." |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A fortunate coincidence |
| John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme." |
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| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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