Blonds
| 51 DAYS |
51 DAYS
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51days!"
Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51days!"
The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the centre is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight
.Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. . .the side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days ! "
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Category: Blonds |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A blond at a party was telling her friend... |
A blond at a party was telling her friend that she was off men for life. "They lie, they cheat and they're just no good.
From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my vibrator""
So, what when the batteries run out?" asked her friend
"I'll just fake an orgasm like always."
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Category: Blonds |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A blond walks into a bar... |
| A blond walks into a bar. Ouch! |
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Category: Blonds |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A blonde and a brunette were talking one day... |
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"
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Category: Blonds |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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