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Animal World
| A blind man is standing at the corner... |
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice herringbone tweed trousers.
The guy immediately reaches into his jacket pocket and retrieves a doggie biscuit which he starts to offer to Fido. A businessman, who is also waiting to cross the street, observes this happening and interrupts, "Excuse me buddy, but are you aware of the fact that your dog just pissed all down the leg of your pants?"
"Yes, I'm trying to break him of this dreadful habit", replies the blind man.
"Well, it's none of my business," says the onlooker, "but you're not going to teach him much by rewarding him with a biscuit!"
To which the blind fellow chuckles, "Oh I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his ass!"
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Category: Animal World |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog... |
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.
He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & around his head.
The druggist says "May I help you?"
The blind man replies "No thank you, I'm just looking around."
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Category: Animal World |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A boy and girl octopus out on a date... |
| A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm... |
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Category: Animal World |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A dangerous job |
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there," says the service guy.
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions:
"Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off.
The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him." The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua."
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Category: Animal World |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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