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Animal Jokes
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What do u get if u cross bambi wiht a ghost?
BAMBOO
What is a duck's favourite TV show?
THE FEATHER FORECAST GET IT? hahaha |
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Category: Animal Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A blind man in a store |
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.
All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.
The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!"
The blind man replies, "Just looking around." |
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Category: Animal Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A burglar is in big trouble |
A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business."I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"
To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a Rottweiler!"
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Category: Animal Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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| A Cat's Dictionary |
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.
Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.
Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.
Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.
Purrson: A male kitty.
Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing. |
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Category: Animal Jokes |
| Released: 2007-07-02 |
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