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Face jokes
- Fred: Do
you like my new hairstyle?
Harry:
In as much as it covers most of your face, yes....Read the whole joke |
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- You can read
his mind in his face.
Yes,
it's usually a complete blank....Read the whole joke |
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- First Witch: I like your toad.
He always has
such a nice expression on his face.
Second Witch:...Read the whole joke |
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- How did your mom know
you hadn't washed your
face?
I forgot to wet the soap....Read the whole joke |
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- Boy monster: You've got a face like a million
dollars !
Girl monster: Have I really ?
Boy mons...Read the whole joke |
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- My teacher's got a
pretty face if you can
read between the lines....Read the whole joke |
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- Counselor: Wash your face.
I can see what you
had for breakfast.
Henry: If you're so smart, wha...Read the whole joke |
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- What is the hottest part of a
man's
face?
His sideburns....Read the whole joke |
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- Why is your nose in the middle of your
face?
Because it is the scenter (centre)....Read the whole joke |
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- Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend
said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, ...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen....Read the whole joke |
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- I don't know where you got your face
from,
but i hope you have the receipt....Read the whole joke |
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- Once there was a church that
had a bell that
no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked th...Read the whole joke |
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- Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
A.When we see your face we both crack up!...Read the whole joke |
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- "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a
werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not. Now shut...Read the whole joke |
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- Teacher: What
a glum face, what would you say
if I came to school with a face like
yours ?
Pu...Read the whole joke |
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- Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.
Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that...Read the whole joke |
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- A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad,
dad," he
said, "there's a monster at the door ...Read the whole joke |
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- Boy: You've
got a face like a million
dollars.
Girl: Have I really?
Boy: Yes ? it's green an...Read the whole joke |
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- Fred's new girlfriend uses such
greasy
lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to ge...Read the whole joke |
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- A woman just back from Arizona was telling her
friends
about the trip.
"When my husband first ...Read the whole joke |
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Ethnic jokes
- A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself
in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his ...Read the whole joke |
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- A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker
were captured by
cannibals. The chief comes to them ...Read the whole joke |
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- The Americans and Russians at the height of the
arms race
realized that if they continued in the...Read the whole joke |
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- When young Jose, newly arrived in the United
States,
made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, ther...Read the whole joke |
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